Terms of Service

Only you could make those words cute. Makes me a … scientist. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am.

Watching ice melt. This is fun. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Hello, Dexter Morgan. Watching ice melt. This is fun. You all right, Dexter?

• Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment.
• Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.

Left Turn Ahead

I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. He taught me a code. To survive. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.

If I Had a Hammer

Makes me a … scientist. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I’m generally confused most of the time.

1. I’m really more an apartment person.
2. I am not a killer.
3. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.
4. You’re a killer. I catch killers.
5. Makes me a … scientist.

I Had a Dream

I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I am not a killer. You all right, Dexter? I’m generally confused most of the time. Only you could make those words cute. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen.

All in the Family

I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I’m doing mental jumping jacks. I’m generally confused most of the time.

I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I like seafood. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client.

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I have a dark side, too. You’re a killer. I catch killers.

I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. I have a dark side, too. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment.

Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.